If I ever see any of you in public, the code isthat way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION.
if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION.
if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL.
if you stretched out an average person’s skin over a football field, you would be arrested and no one would like you or trust you anymore
what if lollipops moaned everytime we licked them
panera bread is the only place that’ll probably never spell my name right
Panera Bread is the only place that employs honest loyal men and then their whore employee women seduce them and basically their all a bunch of sluts.
West Saint Paul Panera whores… I hate you.
Guess what I got at the thrift store
is it a number 2? use that shit on every scantron
every time someones like
"please take out your number 2 pencil"
take it out and scream
“ME HOY MENOY”
stick around for the surprise ending